Square Logic

thetygre:

perlockholmes:

mean-old-levee:

what even was this film about

Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

Defining everything you would ever say during Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, or while playing Dungeons and Dragons.

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

(via setphaserstostucky)

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(via setphaserstostucky)

Anonymous said: anon who questioned the tactical advantage of outlining steve's ass & i still have so many questions. the design had to go through several ppl before being approved probably, so does this mean each one of them saw the emphasis on steve's ass and went uh, hell yes? fury included? and if it was designed by the forced hydra agent, did he mean for the sight of it to sway other hydra to the side of good? did rumlow have an identity crisis at some point? like sure, hail hydra, but also hail that ass??

ghost-people-sketches:

kehinki:

Well, in the elevator, the HYDRA agents were asked by Steve, before the edit, if they “wanted to get off”. Now, you might think this is Steve asking if they want to get out of the elevator, but this is a common mistake. He’s really using his sexuality as a weapon again, taunting them with what he knows they cannot have. It clouds their mind and makes them easier to take down; Steve is thus a very strong male character. 

And yes, the suit did indeed go through Fury and he gave it the okay, but is that really surprising? 

"What was Fury doing in your apartment last night?"

"Nailing this fine ass."

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Chris Evans in the Captain America: The Winter Soldier gag reel

(Source: philcoulson, via setphaserstostucky)

Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

(via mrsweasley)

(via eragonandtheflyingbluedragon)

bewbin:

where he go?

bewbin:

where he go?

(Source: iffydoyoudo)

thestrexfiles:

ask-the-nightvale-soldier:

thestrexfiles:

We’re living in an era where taking “selfies” on your phone is more important to most people than rooting out every single insect in their house, sedating them, and lining them up to spell out terrible and powerful messages under the open night sky.

And we think that’s really quite sad.

selfies and self-confidence forever

"Selfie-Confidence" is not as important as gathering all the paperclips in your office and using them to suspend store-bought dolls from the ceiling.

And it’s certainly not as important as work.

Kids these days, we swear.